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ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY CAT
* Life is hard and then you nap.
* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
* Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day
annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
* Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
* Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.
* When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a
pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
* Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.