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SEXUAL JOB DESCRIPTIONS #1
AI hackers do it artificially.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
Accountants do it for profit.
Actors do it on stage.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Agents do it undercover.
Air Traffic Controllers do it in the dark.
Air Traffic Controllers do it with their tongue.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Anglers do it with worms.
Animators do it 24 times a second
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Archers make better lovers cause they have longer shafts.
Architects have great plans.
Artists do it in the buff.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Attorneys make better motions.
Authors do it by rote.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
Bach did it with the organ.
Bailiffs always come to order.
Band members do it all night.
Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
Barbers do it with Brylcreem.
Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Baseball players do it with their bats.
Batman does it with Robin.
Bell-ringers pull it themselves.
Body-builders do it with muscle.
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Boxers do it with fists.
Buddhists imagine doing it.
Bus drivers do it in transit.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Civil engineers do it with an erection.
Clowns do it for laughs.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Congressmen do it in the House.
Consultants tell other how to do it.
Cops do it with cuffs.
Cops do it with nightsticks.
Cryptographers do it secretly.