Q - How did they elect the current Pope?
A - They took a Pole.
Q - How can you tell a Polish coyote?
A - He's the one who chews off three legs and is still caught in
the trap.
Q - What does a polish woman do after sucking cock.
A - Spits out the feathers
Q - Why are there no polish pharmacies?
A - They can't figure out how to put the little bottles in the
typewriter!
Q - How do you sink a polish battleship?
A - You put it in the water.
Q - Why did the newest polish submarine sink?
A - They put on the wrong kind of screen doors!
Q - What do you find in a pole's nose?
A - Fingerprints.
Q - How do you break a pole's finger?
A - Hit him in the nose.
Q - Why did 18 Polacks go to the movies?
A - Because the sign said "No one under 17 admitted."
Q - What happened to the Polish National Library?
A - Someone stole the book.
Q - How far can a Pollock swim?
A - That depends... how far's the bottom?
Q - Why do polish neighborhoods have a low suicide rate?
A - It's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a basement window.
Q - Why is semen white and pee yellow?
A - So polish men know if they are coming or going.
Q - Did you hear about the lazy polack?
A - He married a pregnant woman.
Q - Why are there no rectal thermometers in Poland?
A - They cause too much brain damage.
Q - How do polacks count?
A - 1,2,3,another,another,another...
Q - Why did the polish elevator operator lose his job?
A - He forgot the route.
Q - Did you hear about the Polish prostitue who didn't vote?
A - She didn't care who got in!
Did you hear about the Polack who thought the Bermuda Triangle was a love afair in Florida?
Q - Did you hear that half of Poland moved to Italy?
A - They raised the IQ of both countries !
Q - Did you hear about the polish guy who broke his neck raking
leaves?
A - He fell out of the tree.
Q - Did you hear about the polish guy who died drinking milk?
A - The cow fell on him!
Q - Did you here about the new improved polish parachutes?
A - They open on impact.
Q - Why did the polish jet liner crash?
A - It ran out of coal.
Q - How can you tell a Polock from an APE?
A - The ape peels the banana before eating it.