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A guy was walking down a street in Ireland when a man approached from behind
him and stuck a knife to the the guy's throat.
"Be you protestant or catholic", the assailant (sp?) asked.
The guy thought "If I say I'm catholic and he's protestant, I'm a dead man. If
I say I'm protestant and he's catholic, I'm a dead man." After a little
thought, the guy said, "I'm jewish, I'M JEWISH".
"Aha," the assailant said, "I have to be the luckyest Arab in Ireland!".