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Have you ever heard of DOOM? , CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
You Play Too Much DOOM, When...
*You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left.
*You try to pull out your BFG9000 after someone cuts you
off on your way to work...
*You keep trying to pick things up by walking over them..
*You eat the blue and green balls off the christmas tree
*You feel lousy and look down for the status bar
*You grab your kid's backpack and can't believe its empty!?
*Your desk at work is piled with paper because you refuse get too
close to the recycle barrel.
*The only way your wife can get your attention is to throw tomatoes at you.
*Your PC boots straight into DOOM unless you press a key.
*Your desk is wearing away right in front of the arrow keys!
*You know for sure you've played to much when you try to look
around the edges of your screen for the cyberdemon that got away.
*You back-up your DOOM files daily.
*You try to double click on every door in the house.
*You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
*Your seat cushion doesn't return to normal upright position.
*You dress up as your favourite DOOM character for Halloween
(and your friends still know who you are).
*You will try to turn to get out of chair by moving the trackball in that
direction before you stand up.
*You won't go into rooms with a red carpet .....
*You expect every door to open up not in. (this can be quite painful
sometimes)
*You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and shoot
your mailman.
*When on your way to work you scan the streets for medkits and ammo.
*Going to sleep you open the bedroom's door and instead of turning
lights on, you fire a missile into the room.
*Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly
to see what follows you out.
*You don't worry so much about getting hurt, since you'll probably
pick up one of those blue spheres somewhere.
*Watching someone come out of an elevator makes your mouse finger twitch.
*You start side-stepping into rooms.
*You push on walls, as you walk down the hall looking for secret entrances.
*You reach for your chainsaw when your wife's cold gives her the sniffles.
*You instinctively target trash cans while walking around campus/work.
*You look for sniper spots above you when getting in an elevator.
*You can't stop squinting as you walk around your house.
*You think you can actually walk through walls.
*The border and status area are burned into your monitor.
*You know ALL the ID codes by heart.
*You find jokes about playing too much DOOM funny.