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So God brings Clinton, Yeltsin and Bill Gates to his office and says "Men,
I've decided to bring an end to the world this Thursday -- I want you to go
back and tell your people."

Upon his return, Clinton holds a press conference and says "People of
America, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that all these years
we've been saying 'one nation under God' we've been right -- there is a God.
The bad news is he is destroying the world on Thursday."

Yeltsin makes an announcement to the Russian people and says "Brave comrads,
I have bad news and bad news. The first bad news is that we've been wrong all
these years -- there really is a God. The other bad news is he is going to
destroy the world on Thursday."

Bill Gates calls a board meeting of Microsoft. "I have good news and good
news!" he tells them. "The first good news is that God called a meeting of
the three people he thinks are the most important in the world and I was one
of them. The other good news is that the Mac OS stops shipping on Thursday."

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