Benefits Of Turning 40
- Color-coordinating walker
- Won't have to pretend to fit in with the thirty-something crowd
- Nursing homes start to look appealing
- You're almost a grown-up
- Future: Afgans and All My Children
- Declare young children must respect their elders (in form of cash gifts on your
birthday)
- Only twelve more years until your college loans are paid off
- Can finally relate to Paul Newman movies
- You're half way to being a golfer
- Start to wonder how much longer you'll have to work in that hell-hole before they
recognize you for the genius you are and offer you early retirement