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 Forrest Who? (more), CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


Forrest Kennedy		Ich ein un box of chocolates.
Forrest Gore  		If global warming continues, the choclates will melt.
Forrest Visa Card	... because Hershey Park doesn't sell any subpar
			chocalte and it doesn't take American Express
Forrest jones		So, deion, will it be nutty or regular?
Forrest Jefferson	We hold these truths to be self evident that all
			men are created equal and endowed by their creator
			with certain innalieble rights, among these are
			life, liberty, and a box of choclates.
Forrest Washington	I can not tell a lie, I ate the choclates.
Forrest Dangerfield	I get no choclates.
Forrest Bush		Barbra, read my lips: no more choclates.
Forreet Quayle		Murphy Brown, bad role model, she ate all the
			choclates
Forrest Dole		Bill Clinton, how would you like me to shove
			these choclates right down your g@d d%*n throat?
Forrest Beatty		All right Chief choclate lover . . .
Forrest Dracula 	I have crossed oceans of choclate to be with you.
Forrest Dickens		It was the best of choclates, it was the worst of
			choclates
Forrest Macbeth		Life's but a box of choclates, a poor player who
			struts and frets his hour about the stage . . .
Forrest Marley		Won't you help to sing, These songs of choclate,
			'Cause all I ever have, My Hershey's bar,
			My Hershy's bar.
Forrest Grbac		Football is like a box of choclates
Forrest Tarantino	When you came pullin' in here, did you see a sign
			outside that said "I'm a box of choclates"?
Mr. Forrest Blonde	I don't give a sh*t if you've got any choclates or
			not, but I'm gonna torture you anyway.
Forrest Clapton		In a White Room, with black curtains, and no choclates
Forrest Shakespeare II  Shall I compare thee to a box of choclates?
Forrest Drebin		That's me, I've been eating a box of choclates ...
			I LOVE IT!
Forrest Bond		Hershey's bar, nutty, not plain.
Forrest Peg Bundy	Al, life is a box of choclates.
Forrest Al Bundy	Peg, your ass is a box a choclates.
Forrest Wheezer		If you want to destroy my choclates
Forrest Kimble		I didn't eat my wife's choclates.
Forrest Gerard		I don't care.



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