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Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say:
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10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas _AND_ Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the
wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a
pair of shoes?
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.