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The Best Man's toast to the bride & groom at my wedding was:
"... and, remembering Socrates, who said: 'By all means, a man
should marry. If it succeeds, he will be happy beyond his dreams.
If it does not, he will become a Philosopher.' Here's hoping we
never have to listen to Richard's philosphy..." (gulp gulp gulp)"
Also, I was told of a wedding in which the ceremony stopped, the
Bride and Groom turned around and the Bride spoke;
"Here's the moment when all former boyfriends of the Bride are
required to return their keys to her apartment..." ; A shower of
keys rains into the aisle and, somewhere in the back a voice is
heard " ... WHEN was it ever locked?"
After the laughter and whispering died down, the Groom then spoke,
saying - " ... and now ladies, you must return the Grooms keys to
him..." but only his Mother stepped forward, she pinned a key to
the Grooms lapel saying " promise you won't lose this again,
Dearie."
Imagine how much fun this would be if it was pulled off by the friends
and family, as a surprise to the bride and groom! I tried to pull it on
Heather.D.Santaw[Rielly] but couldn't get support on the other end.
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