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rejection letter, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Dear _____ :
Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
employment with your firm.
This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of
candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your outstanding qualifications and prevous experience in rejecting
applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this
time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future
candidates.
Sincerely,
__________