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The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder
16 Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives
depended on it!
15 You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched
over the wheel of your running Buick.
14 Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
13 Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
12 No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again
and again and again...
11 Continually scratches on the door to get in... the OVEN door.
10 Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
9 Rides in your car with its head out the window.
8 She's a dues-paid, card-carrying member of the Reform Party.
7 You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet
actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y.
6 Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of
empty "9 Lives" cans.
5 Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll
granules from the plain white ones.
4 After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto-Puss.
3 Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the
TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid
or lazy felines.
2 Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn
ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat has a Personality Disorder...
1 Makes an attempt on "First Cat" Sock's life in a pathetic
attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
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