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Where is Jesus?, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season
emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the
birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked
his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"
Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and
answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted
out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
Ths whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this and Robert
said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door,
and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"