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David Letterman's Top Ten List for 06/27/94, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
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Top Ten Signs Your Lifeguard Is Nuts
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10. Instead of a whistle, uses a tuba
9. Can't say the word "buoy" without laughing hysterically
8. You see him stuffing his trunks with jellyfish
7. Sits with back to ocean
6. Just married a C.P.R. dummy
5. The gold crown and velvet cape
4. Sees a guy drowning and says, "Sorry Pal -- I just ate lunch so I've
got to wait half an hour"
3. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- chlorine
2. She keeps breaking into David Hasselhoff's house
1. He's wearing nothing but a whistle