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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major
status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and
wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized
that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her
husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to
gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down
the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed
a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down
the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would
even just come down and _talk_ to me." He went back to gathering the
snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was
standing right over him.
They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing
around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and
passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and
exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his
clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he
got to the top of the stairs, he _dropped_ the bucket of snails. There were
snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry
wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He
looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back
at the snails and said:
"Come on guys, we're almost there!"