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Johnson Weedwackers: Its easy to trim a little bush-when you gotta big
Johnson.
Johnson Volleyballs: The world's largest
It's not how hard you spike your balls, but its
the size of your Johnson that counts.
Johnson's Gym: Hang with the Huge!
Johnson Mountain Biking: No Hill's too Big, No Valley's too wide for
a Big Johnson.
Johnson Erection Company: When we get it up, it stays up.
Johnson Mud Tires: No hole's too wet and sloppy if you've got a
Big Johnson
Big Johnson Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Johnson Golf Clubs: It's not how straight you hit your balls, it's the
size of your Johnson that counts.
(Fine Print) Big Johnson Clubs are preferred by
4 out of 5 LPGA players
Johnson Bowling Balls: No split's too wide if you've got a Big Johnson
Johnson Baseball Gloves: It's easy to get the tough snatch when you've
got a Big Johnson.
Johnson Footballs: It's easy to split the uprights with a Big Johnson.
Johnson Softballs: With balls like these you don't need a fast pitch.
Johnson Bungee Jumping: Well, there are some things you just
shouldn't do. Even with a Big Johnson.
Johnson Tactical Fighters: She'll always want to hold your stick when you're
crusing with a Big Johnson.
Johnson Surf Wax: It takes two hands to wax a Big Johnson.
Chicks dig big Johnsons.