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Renaissance Festival, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival
17 The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
16 Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to Cocker Spaniel leg.
15 Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
14 Eight minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
13 "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi
and fresh California Roll!"
12 Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
11 The meade is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
10 Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School
of British Accents.
9 Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
8 You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
7 Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
6 Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
5 Featured event: "Johnson-Jousting!"
4 Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
3 "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
2 Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
and the Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
1 Jousting Crips & Bloods.