Cyberslayer - Jokes

The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival

1. The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
2. Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to Cocker Spaniel leg.
3. Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
4. Eight minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
5. "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and fresh California Roll!"
6. Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
7. The meade is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
8. Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents.
9. Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
10. You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
11. Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
12. Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
13. Featured event: "Johnson-Jousting!"
14. Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
15. "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
16. Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
17. Jousting Crips & Bloods.