A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed
with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, he stopped
her with these words.
"Before you leave, I want you to know how this all came about. Driving down the
highway I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I stopped, and brought
her home. Then I made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refridgerator.
She had some old worn out sandals on her feet so I gave her a pair of good shoes
you had discarded because they'd gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the
sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colour didn't
suit you. Her slacks were worn so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly
good, but too small for you now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused
and asked,
'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"