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Playing Gorilla, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
An unemployed actor is getting pretty desperate for work.
He happens upon this guy from the zoo and he's looking for
actors. The guy explains that they spent so much money on
getting the habitat just right, they ran out of money to
import the ape they wanted. They want to hire the actor to
be that ape. Although the guy thinks this is pretty stupid,
he takes the job anyway.
The first few days, the actor just sits there thinking he
doesn't look real and that no one is stupid enough to fall
for this stunt. He gets bored and decides to walk around
and examine his little cage. With this, he notices that
people are watching his every move. He decides to give
them a show. After a couple weeks, he's swinging on the
poles and dancing around making a lot of gorilla noises
and is drawing quite a crowd.
One day he's showing off for a group of kids. He is
swinging around and around a pole when all of a sudden,
his hand slips and he goes flying over the cage wall and
right into the lion's cage. Immediately, the lion is
stalking him.
The actor backs up as far as he can, and when he sees no
other option, he starts screaming his lungs out.
"HELP ME! HELP ME!" With that, the lion whispers, "Shut
up or you'll get us all fired!"