OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.
oracle, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Oh greatest of the great, wonder of wonders, and perveyor of
> perversion.
>
> If God is all powerful all loving and all knowing. How come it took
> him a week to create everything?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Time dilation effect. He was moving incredibly fast.