OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.
weird text filters, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
And who said UNIX wasn't user friendly.
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Back in 1992 some friends and I found some interesting Unix command filters
that work on English text. Some of them are binaries, and some of them
are shell scripts. The only attribution I can find was in fudd(1), which
said
# Purpose: Make text look like it was spoken by Elmer Fudd.
#
# Author: Joe Brownlee, Analysts International Corporation
# Modified: Joe Brownlee, 12/03/92
Having nothing better on hand back in 1992, we ran "man sh" through some
of these filters. It seemed pretty funny back then, and perhaps you
folks who have never seen it may enjoy it your first time as much as we
did.
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% man sh | fudd
sh(be vewy quiet, 1) Usew Commands sh(be vewy quiet, 1)
NAME
sh, jsh, wsh - sheww, the standawd, job contwow sheww, and
westwicted sheww command intewpwetews
AVAIWABIWITY
SUNWcsu
DESCWIPTION
sh is a command pwogwamming wanguage that executes commands wead
fwom a tewminaw ow a fiwe, eheheheh. The command jsh is an
intewface to the sheww which pwovides aww of the functionawity of
sh and enabwes Job Contwow (be vewy quiet, see ``Job Contwow,''
bewow), eheheheh. /usw/wib/wsh is a westwicted vewsion of the
standawd command intewpwetew sh; It is used to westwict wogins
to execution enviwonments whose capabiwities awe mowe contwowwed
than those of the standawd sheww, eheheheh. See
``Invocation,'' bewow fow the meaning of awguments to the
sheww, eheheheh. Note, you miscweant: This command shouwd
not be confused with /usw/bin/wsh, the wemote sheww,
eheheheh.
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% man sh | drawl
sh(1) User Commands sh(1)
NAME
sh, jsh, rsh - shayll, thuh standard, job control shayll, and
restricted shayll command interpreters
DESCRIPTION
sh izza command programmin' language thet executes commaynds
read frum uh terminal or uh file. The command jsh iz an
interface tuh the shayll which provides all uh the functional-
ity uh sh an' enables Job Control (see ``Job Control,''
below). /usr/lib/rsh izza restricted version uh thuh stan-
dard command interpreter sh; It iz used tuh restrict lawgins
tuh execution environments whose capabilities is more con-
trolled than them uh thuh standard shayll. See ``Invoca-
tion,'' below fahwar the meanin' of arguments tuh thuh shayll.
Note: This command should not bay confused with
/usr/bin/rsh, thuh remote shayll.
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% man sh | swedish-chef
sh(1) User Cummunds sh(1)
NEME
sh, jsh, rsh - shell, zee stunderd, jub c*ntrul shell, und
restreected shell cummund interpreters
EFEILEBILITY
SOoNVcsoo
DESCRIPTION
sh is a cummund prugremmeeng lungooege-a thet ixecootes cummunds
reed frum a termeenel oor a feele-a. Zee cummund jsh is un
interffece-a tu zee shell vheech prufeedes ell ooff zee fooncshunel-
ity ooff sh und inebles Jub c*ntrul (see-a ``Jub c*ntrul,''
beloo). /usr/lib/rsh is a restreected ferseeun ooff zee stun- derd
cummund interpreter sh; It is used tu restreect lugeens
tu ixecooshun infurunments vhuse-a cepebeelities ere-a mure-a cun-
trulled thun thuse-a ooff zee stunderd shell. See-a ``Infuca-
teeun,'' beloo fur zee meuneeng ooff ergooments tu zee shell.
Bork Bork Bork!
Nute-a: Thees cummund shuoold nut be-a cunffoosed veet
/usr/been/rsh, zee remute-a shell.
Bork Bork Bork!
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% man sh | valspeak
sh(1) User Commands sh(1)
NAME
sh, mostly, jsh, man, rsh - shell, fer shure, the standard, like, job
control shell, oh, baby, and restricted shell command interpreters
DESCRIPTION
sh is like, ya know, a command programmin' language that executes
commands read from a terminal or a file. The command jsh is
an interface to thuh shell which provides all of thuh functional-
ity of sh and enables Job Control (see ``Job Control,''
below). /usr/lib/rsh is like, ya know, a restricted version of
thuh standard command interpreter sh; It is used to restrict
logins to execution environments whose capabilities are more
con- trolled than those of thuh standard shell. See ``Invoca-
tion,'' below for thuh meanin' of arguments to thuh shell.
Note: Like, ya know, this command should not be
confused with /usr/bin/rsh, man, the remote shell.
Definitions
A blank is ya know, like, a tab or a space. A name is like wow! a
sequence of ASCII letters, oh, baby, digits, like, or underscores,
fer shure, beginnin' with a letter or an underscore. A parameter is a
name, mostly, a digit, like, wow, or any of thuh characters *,
mostly, @, like, wow, #, oh, baby, ?, like, wow, -, fer shure, $, man,
and ! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! Gag me with a pitchfork! Gag me with a
SPOOOOON! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!\^.
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And of course, there are combinations.
% man sh | valspeak | chef
sh(1) User Cummunds sh(1)
NEME
sh, mustly, jsh, leeke-a, voo, rsh - shell, ooh, beby, zee
stunderd, mun, j ub c*ntrul shell, ooh, beby, und
restreected shell cummund interpreters
EFEILEBILITY
SOoNVcsoo
DESCRIPTION
sh is leeke-a, ya knoo, a cummund prugremmeen' lungooege-a thet
ixecootes cummunds reed frum a termeenel oor a feele-a. Zee
cummund jsh is un interffece-a tu thooh shell vheech prufeedes ell
ooff thooh fooncshunel- ity ooff sh und inebles Jub c*ntrul
(see-a ``Jub c*ntrul,'' beloo). /usr/lib/rsh is leeke-a, ya knoo, a
restreected ferseeun ooff tho oh stun- derd cummund interpreter
sh; It is ya knoo, leeke-a, used tu restreect lu geens tu ixecooshun
infurunments vhuse-a cepebeelities ere-a mure-a cun- trulled thun
thuse-a ooff thooh stunderd shell. See-a ``Infuca- teeun,'' beloo
fur thooh meuneen' ooff ergooments tu thooh shell.
Bork Bork Bork!
Nute-a: Leeke-a, ya knoo, thees cummund shuoold nut
be-a cunff oosed veet /usr/been/rsh, leeke-a, zee remute-a shell.
Bork Bork Bork!
Deffeenishuns
[...] A
paramitir is leeke-a, ya knoo, a neme-a, mustly, a deeg it, leeke-a,
voo, oor uny ooff thooh cherecters *, mustly, @, mun, #, fer
shoore-a, ?, leeke-a, -, ooh, be by, $, mun, und ! Geg me-a veet a
peetchffurk! Geg me-a veet a SPOOOOON! Ooh, voo! Geg me-a veet a
peetchffurk!