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New Teacher Regulations (offensive language), CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
TO: ALL STAFF
FROM: OFFICE OF SUPERINTENDANT
RE: TEACHER IN SERVICE TRAINING SCHEDULE (T.I.T.S)
In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our
district is now required to supply bigger and better T.I.T.S for each
employee.
We are therefore, pleased to announce the implementation of the Special
High Intensity Training program (S.H.I.T). It is our intention to give
eachmember of the staff as much S.H.I.T as possible. Advancement,
salary increases and job changes will be dependent on the amount of
S.H.I.T. you have taken.
Employees who feel they have taken as much S.H.I.T as they can may
apply to the School Council for Review of Educational Welfare
(S.C.R.E.W). All employees are expected to be S.C.R.E.W.'d at least
annually. If you have taken S.H.I.T. and have been S.C.R.E.W'd within
the past academic year, you will be eligible to receive a Self Help
Award for Teachers (S.H.A.F.T.). Any employee who has been given the
S.H.A.F.T. will not be expected to take as much S.H.I.T. the following
year.
The only exception to this regulation are those teachers who have
Bilingual Activities in Language, Literature and Science (B.A.L.L.S.).
Teachers with enough B.A.L.L.S. may avoid being S.C.R.E.W'd annually.
Teachers in this category are eligible for courses offered by the
Boston University Local Language program (B.U.L.L.). Approval for
B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T courses must be obtained from the Superintendent's
Office-Business (S.O.B.). Only the S.O.B. can determine how much
S.H.I.T. an employee must take before being S.C.R.E.W'd.
Those teachers who have taken enough S.H.I.T courses, have S.C.R.E.W'd
and given the S.H.A.F.T. are eligible for the Regional Educational
Division Award for Superior Service (R.E.D.A.S.S.). Only teachers
with R.E.D A.S.S. will be considered for administrative positions,
and entitled to give more S.H.I.T. than they take.