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Good things about poking your eye out w/a staple, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Good things about poking your eye out with a staple
1) Sympathy in form of gifts from friends and relatives
2) No longer need to be optimistic about life
3) Frighten and amaze small children who think you're a pirate
4) Easier to keep papers together, just tack them to your eye
5) Screaming = stress reduction
6) If there's an option to get a transplant, try to get a fish or bird eye
7) Cooler than peircing you nose
8) Workman's comp, here I come!
9) Plenty in common with that Vietnam Veteran across the bar
10) Move to head of the line for Handicapped Vehicle Plates!