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Dear Dad,
Thanks for the money to begin the second semester with. The
only trouble is, I graduated yesterday. I know it's sort of a surprise,
with me being an entering freshman only several months ago. It was sort
of a surprise to me too.
I went to register yesterday and when they gave me my IBM cards
they said I had enough credit hours to graduate and sent me to the Dean
to get my diploma. The only thing I can think of is that when I
stepped on my cards with my golf shoes las fall they got messed up.
Anyway, I was given a 8-553-22 today. A diploma. I went to see the Dean
and he said not to tell him his machines were wrong, with 56,000
students in them.
Anyway, I got a B. A. in philosophy. I don't know if I should
stay in chemistry now or not. What do you think? I know you were quite
interested in me working in the drug store, but I don't know what to do.
I tried to re-enter as a second quarter freshman but they said they
wouldn't take graduates. I tried to get into graduate school, but they
needed references from five undergraduate teachers and I only had
three.
Last night I started to call, but I didn't want to worry you
about it, since I'm a graduate now and should be able to take care of
myself. So today I went down to the Army place. They're looking for
college graduates to be officers. I did OK on the tests, so I guess
I'll go in there for a while. I seem to fit in pretty well. They
said they'd teach me some philosophy. I brought a book with me.
I hope everything's fine at the drug store.
Sincerely,
Johnny
p.s. Tell mom not to send those cookies. Tell her that her child is
"watching over the country."