Benefits Of Getting To Work Early
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Imagine- no wait for the copier
By 9:00am you're 6 expressos up on your co-workers
Freak out the security guards- wear a ski mask and work in the dark
Stand in any corner you want on the elevator
No one will be there to beg you to turn down you "Christoper Cross's Greatest Hits"
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Swap your piece-of-crap computer with your boss's color laptop.
Hide under someone's desk and scare the hell out of them at 10:30am. (Optional:
Try to time it just as they take a sip of coffee.)
Take a bath in the kitchen sink and get some work done while you air-dry
Can look innocent (and snicker quietly) when you say "Gee, I just got here" when
co-workers arrive to find the place toilet-papered
Change from jammies to business attire in your boss's office. Be sure to "forget"
something when you leave...