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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.

 File restoration application..., CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


                APPLICATION TO HAVE A FILE RESTORED
                -----------------------------------

Your name ? ________________
Your login name ? ________________
Which project ? ________________

1.  Urgency
        <1 hour   __    1-2 hours  __   2-4 hours __     next day __
        next week __    never      __

2.  Reason for needing restore ?
        Accidental deletion __          Accidental corruption   __
        General clumsiness  __          Complete stupidity      __
        Other _____________

3.  Were you using "RCS" or "SCCS"      Yes __          No __
  3.1     If 'No' why not ? ________________

4.  Are you sure the file existed in the first place ?
                                        Yes __          No __

5.  Are you sure the file isn't somewhere else ?
                                        Yes __          No __

6.  How long do you think it would take for you to re-create the file(s)
    were a backup not available ? ________________

7.  How much had you had to drink when you deleted the file ? ________________

8.  Don't you think it would be better if you hadn't deleted the file in
    the first place ?                   Yes __

9.  If you didn't want to delete the file, why did you type the command ?
    ________________________________________________________________

10. Do you appreciate the amount of inconvenience that restoring a few
    files from a backup causes ?        Yes __          No __

11. Have you deleted more work than you would normally create in a day ?
                                        Yes __          No __

   11.1    If 'Yes' why did you turn up for work today ?
        __________________________________________________________________

12. Don't you feel really stupid having to rely on a backup to recover
    from your mistake ?                 Yes __          No __

13. Do you often regret things you have done ?
                                        Yes __          No __

14. Do you often worry about your responsibilitys ?
                                        Yes __          No __

15. Do you worry about not being able to control your actions ?
                                        Yes __          No __

16. Do you think that there could be any connection between someone
    destroying their own work and having self destructive thoughts ?
                                        Yes __          No __

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