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  computers & cars, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


 WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS?
 General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know  how to
drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but  imagine if
they did....
- - ---------------------------------------------------------------  HelpLine:
"General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

 Customer: "I got in my car and closed the door and nothing happened!"
 HelpLine: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
 Customer: "What's an ignition?"
 HelpLine: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery
    and turns over the engine."
 Customer: "Ignition?  Motor?  Battery?  Engine?  How come I have to
    know all these technical terms just to use my car?"
- - ---------------------------------------------------------------  HelpLine:
"General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

 Customer: "My car ran fine for a week and now it won't go anywhere!"
 HelpLine: "Is the gas tank empty?"
 Customer: "Huh?  How do I know?"
 HelpLine: "There's a little gauge on the front panel with a needle
    and markings from 'E' to 'F'.  Where is the needle pointing?"
 Customer: "It's pointing to 'E'.  What does that mean?"
 HelpLine: "It means you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase
    some more gasoline.  You can install it yourself or pay the vendor to
    install it for you."
 Customer: "What?  I paid $12,000 for this car!  Now you tell me that
    I have to keep buying more components?  I want a car that comes with
    everything built in!"
- - ---------------------------------------------------------------  HelpLine:
"General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

 Customer: "Your cars suck!"
 HelpLine: "What's wrong?"
  Customer: "It crashed, that's what wrong!"
 HelpLine: "What were you doing?"
 Customer: "I wanted to run faster,so I pushed the accelerator pedal
    all the way to the floor.  It worked for a while and then it crashed and
    it won't start now!
 HelpLine: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product.  What
    do you expect us to do about it?"
 Customer: "I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't
    crash any more!"
- - ---------------------------------------------------------------  HelpLine:
"General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

 Customer: "Hi, I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because
    it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power
    brakes, and power door locks."
 HelpLine: "Thanks for buying our car.  How can I help you?"
 Customer: "How do I work it?"
 HelpLine: "Do you know how to drive?"
 Customer: "Do I know how to what?"
 HelpLine: "Do you know how to drive?"
 Customer: "I'm not a technical person. I just want to go places in my
    car!"



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