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The seven dwarfs went to church and sat in the back row. As the priest
was giving his sermon, Dopey raised his hand. "Yes, Dopey?" the preist
answered. "Father, are there any midget nuns in the parish?" "No, Dopey,
there are no midget nuns. Any other question?" "No, Father" So the priest
continues with his sermon. Minutes later, Dopey raises his hand again,
"Father, are there any midget nuns in the country?" "No, Dopey, I`m
afraid there aren't." The priest resumes his preaching. Dopey raises his
hand once more, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the world?" The
preist, a little exasperated at this point, exclaimed, "No, Dopey, there
are NO midget nuns in the whole world!!!!!!!" The other six dwarks looked
at Dopey and started chanting "Dopy f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a
penguin!!".
The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city.
After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope. Grumpy, for once,
seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about
the church, and in particular, nuns.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?"
"No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall."
"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say,
about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"No reason." Pause. "Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about
three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?"
"I'm sure."
"Okay."
Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why.
So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs.
Grumpy says, "He said they don't have any."
And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy f*cked a penguin! Grumpy
f*cked a penguin! Grumpy f*cked a penguin!"....