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  Forrest Who?, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


                        FORREST in EVERYONE'S LIFE

Forrest Gump                 Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer               People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Simpson              Mmmmm, choolate
Forrest the Hun              Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons              Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera               People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Jackson              Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Hefner               Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Shakespeare          Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question
Forrest Of Borg              All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley              Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen                  I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine             I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura              Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper               People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner               What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones                Dammit jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock                Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty               The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Christ               Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate
Forrest Rooney               Why is it, that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Butler               Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara               Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee                  Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton              I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson             I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo                  Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Pig                  Life is a box of chok-choa-che..candy
Forrest Marx                 That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've
                             ever seen....
Forrest Nicholson            You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
Forrest Copperfield          Poof, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest X                    We didn't land in the box of chocolate
                             The box of chocolate landed on us!
Forrest Hitler               White Chocolates only!
Forrest the Frog             Someday we'll find it,
                             The chocolate connections
                             The plain ones,
                             The cream filled....and me...
Forrest Eastwood             I know what your thinking..
                             Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat six
                             Well let me ask you...
                             Do you feel hungry PUNK?..well...DO YOU?
Forrest Barney               I'm cream filled, your with nuts.
                             We're a box of chocoluts
Forrest Adam and Eve         ADAM=Chocolates are forbidden
                             EVE=Just eat one....
Forrest Moses                I command the chocolates to seperate!
Forrest Noah                 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter
Forrest Ali                  I am the chocolate boxer!
Forrest on phonics           Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest PsychicLine          Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest 900-line             oooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?
Forrest DatingGame           Bacholer number two...
                             if I was a piece of chocolate..
                             What would you fill me with?
Forrest Alimony              The Box is mine!
Forrest Adultry              You just can't have just one chocolate.
The Forrest plague           Ewww..these Chocolates are bad
Chief Justice Forrest Thomas  I never touched her milk-duds!
Forrest Andrews              The Hills are alive..like a box of chocolates
Forrest Allen                Chocolate, huroof..
Forrest Costello             Who's eating chocolate?
Forrest Abbott               No, who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Vader                Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda                 There is a dark chocolate, and a light
                             chocolate..
Forrest Butthead             Uh...life is like a box of um..chocolates
Forrest Beavis               Heh heh, you said Box
Forrest Freud                Is life really a box of chocolate..
                             or is it your mother you want?
Forrest SkeeLo               I wish I had a box of Chocolates
Forrest Trebek               The answer: This is like a box of Chocolate
                             The Question:What is Life...
Forrest Hillary              Hey Bill...those are my Chocolates!
Forrest Fudd                 Wife is wike a box uv chocowates
Forrest Calvin               It's not a box of chocolates,
                             It's a transmorfgorizing ray!!
Forrest Tannen               Chocolates...McFly
Dr. Forrest Ruth             Chocolate is nice, but sex is better!
The Forrest Zone             There is another dimension,
                             beyond that which is known to man,
                             It's a dimension of cream-filled bon-bons,
                             Or nutty carmel turtles,
                             and it lies in the white cardboard box,
                             in the pit of my lap.
                             It is a candy coated center of comparision,
                             And it is a place we call, The Forrest Zone.
Forrest Latin                ifela sia a oxba foa hocolatesa
Forrest Lincoln              Forescore and several chocolates ago,
Forrest Satan                Life is a box of melted chocolates (Sign)
Forrest Churchlady           Chocolates...well, isn't that special
Forrest Wayne                Sh-yeah..and life is like a box of chocolates
                             as if...
Forrest Garth                Hey mister chocolate man..whose trying to kill
                             you?...I don't know but her better not...
Forrest Bond                 Lifes a box of exploding chocolate
Forrest Smurf                Smurf is a smurf of smurfs
Forrest '95                  The box is the same,
                             The chocolates are upgraded....
Forrest Lennon               Imagine there's no chocolate.
Forrest Hall                 Will you take the Box of Chocolates...
                             or what's behind CURTAIN NUMBER TWO?
Forrest Press your Luck      Box of Chocolates! No Whammies...STOP!
Forrest of Fortune           LIFE I_ LIKE _ __X _F CH_C_L_TE_
Forrest Popeye               I yam a box of Chocolets...eg eg eg eg
Forrest Ice                  If you got a chocolate,
                             Yo I'll box it.
                             Check out my life,
                             As my D.J Rocks it!
Forrest Ross                 Life is a happy little box of chocolates
Forrest Bill and Ted         Dude, Life's totally a box of Chocolate!
                                  ---EXCELLENT!----
                             ___AIR GUITARS TRIUMPHANTLY_____
Forrest Fife                 This Box of Chocolates is a lethal weapons!
Forrest Stooges              Look Chocolates....nyuk nyuk nyuk
                             Scram Wise guy **BOink**
                             Leave him ALone Moe!
                             Oh you want in on it too...**SLAP**/CRASH/
Forrest Reagan               Life is a box of um.....
Forrest Bush                 This will not be another Box of Chocolates!
Forrest Limbaugh             Life may be a box of Chocolates...
                             But the Democrats are all nuts...
Forrest COPS on location     Bon bons-bon bons
                             whatcha going to do,
                             whatcha gonna do, when someone eats you!
Forrest Fued                 Life is like a?
                             Box of Chocolates...
                             Box of chocolates...SURVEY SAYS?
Forrest Native Americans     These chocolates are moving to a smaller box..

		



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