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OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.
 

 quotations, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


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 "I was not lying. I said things that later seemed to be untrue."
  - [Richard M. Nixon]

 "I must say that I find television very educational.  The minute
  somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
                         - Grouch Marx

 "Why hate yourself in the Morning -- Sleep till noon."

 "So, do you take the bus to work?" - one byte overheard talking to another

 A supercomputer is a machine that runs an endless loop in 2 seconds.

 We are Microsoft.
 Unix is irrelevant.
 Openness is futile.
 Prepare to be assimilated.
  -Bill Gates

 "I always thought that 'Intel Inside' was a warning required
  by Truth in Advertising laws..."

 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates '81

 The truth will set your teeth free.
         -Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

 It's not denial.  I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
         -Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes



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