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The Blonde's Glossary Of Medical Terms

Artery

Study of Painting

Bacteria

Back door to the cafeteria

Barium

What doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel

A letter like A, E, I, O, or U

Caesarean Section

A district in Rome

Catheter

String instruments

Cat Scan

Searching for kitty

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog

Congenital

Friendly

D & C

Where the White House is

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker

Fibula

Small lie

Genital

Non Jewish

G I Series

Soldier baseball

Grippe

Suitcase

Hangnail

Coat hook

High Colonic

Jewish religious holiday

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

Doctor's cane

Morbid

Higher offer

Nitrate

Cheaper than the day rate

Node

Was aware of

Outpatient

Person who has fainted

Pap Smear

Paternity test

Pelvis

Cousin of Elvis

Postoperative

Mail carrier

Prostate

Flat on your back

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Dang near killed him!

Rheumatic

Amorous

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman emperor

Tablet

Small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tibia

Country in North Africa

Tumor

More than one

Urine

Opposite of you're out

Varicose

Near by

Vein

Conceited