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The Washington Post had a contest for it's readers to come up with new
Urban Legends (Typical current urban legends would be:
There are many aligators living in the sewers of New York City as a
result of tourists bringing back pets from Florida that later
too large and are flushed, but somehow manage to survive on rats
in the city sewers.
-or-
Most disney cartoons have x-rated frames burried in them (by
disgrunteled artists) that flash past too quickly to be seen.
And now the winners:
4th runner up. The rifle that was found at the Texas School Book
Depository was the same one that killed Old Yeller.
3rd runner up. Early this century, workers at meat packing
plants regularly fell into rendering vats and
became a frequent ingredient of premium sausage.
With OSHA safeguards now in place, it doesn't happen
anymore, but the public has grown so demanding of this
taste that company officials need to kidnap vagrants
and hitchhikers and insert them manually.
2nd runner up. The smoke detector industry is covering up research
that shows more people are killed every year falling
from ladders and stepstools while trying to replace
smoke detector batteries than are killed in house
fires.
1st runner up. There really is a government office where a
million monkeys sit banging away at typewriters. It
has been going on for 65 years, and already the output
has resulted in one Pulitzer Prize-winning novel
and a hit screenplay.
and the Winner:
The bloody glove has six fingers.
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The Honorable mentions.