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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
Sometimes what a person escapes to is worse than what they escapes from.
Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
The attacker must vanquish, the defender need only survive.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking lot standards,
specifies the grade of wheelchair access ramps in terms of centimeters of rise
per foot of run. A compromise...
The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not
a system to let him get off on technicalities.
The Hebrew school teacher asked one of his students if she said prayers before
meals. The proud little girl answered, "Oh, not me. I don't have to - my
dad's a good cook."
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away
is your husband.
The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively hostile to it.