Redneck Computer Lingo
- Hard drive
- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling
a trailer load of fertilizer.
- Keyboard
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Place to hang your truck keys.
- Window
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Place in the truck to hang your guns.
- Floppy
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When you run out of Polygrip.
- Modem
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How you got rid of your dandelions.
- ROM
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Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
- Byte
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First word in a kiss-off phrase.
- Reboot
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What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
- Network
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Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
- Mouse
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Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
- LAN
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To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
- Cursor
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What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
- bit
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A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
- Digital Control
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What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
- Packet
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What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.