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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.

 All systems go, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


sh*t!!
What the hell!?
Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)
That's SOOOOO bizarre.
Wow!! Look at this.....
Terminated??!
What software license?
Well, it's doing SOMETHING.....
Wow....that seemed FAST.....
What do you mean that wasn't a copy?
It didn't do that a minute ago...
The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.
Do you smell something?
What's that grinding sound?
I've never seen it do THAT before...
I think it shouldn't be doing that...
You might as well all go home early today ...
Ooops.
Well, MY files were backed up.
What do you mean you needed that directory?
You did WHAT to the floppy???
NO!  Not THAT button!
YEEEHA!!!  What a CRASH!!!
Was that YOUR directory?
System coming down in 0 min....
I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip
     without tripping the breaker.
Ooops.  Save your work, everyone.  FAST!
I hate it when that happens.
The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???
Don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ sh*t
Now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know either
Any more trouble from you and your account gets moved to the 750
I don't care what he says, I'm NOT having it on MY network
Ignore the errors.  It complains too much.

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