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A lot of people dream of eternal life,
even though they don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday.
-- Susan Ertz
Always be nice to young girls.
You never know who they might marry.
-- Lady Aylesbury
The intelligent who is proud of his intelligence
is like the prisoner who is proud of his big cell.
-- Simone Weil
I usually resist temptations
- unless they're irresistible.
-- Mae West
If it was a nice party? Another drink and I would have ended up under the host.
-- Dorothy Parker
This is not a novel to be just lightly put aside.
It should be hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker
A Lady is a woman who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
-- Lillian Day
- She's so active, so fond of the outdoors. She loves Nature, in spite
of what it has done to her.
Bette Midler (about Princess Anne)
Ugly women do not exist, only lazy women.
-- Helena Rubinstein (cosmetics manufacturer)
To become the kind of woman who is strong enough to live with a man,
you have to become the kind of woman no man would want to live with.
-- Lotus Weinstock
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is supposed to look
like an imitation of a man?
-- Rita Mae Brown
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