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 Star Trek Top Twenty, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

 Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head

 20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
 19. The ball in Parisis' Squares
 18. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
 17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
 16. Scare blind students in Braille class
 15. Prop open doors for maintainence crews
 14. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
 13. Footstool for Captain's chair
 12. entertaining kids in day care puppet show
 11. Scare Alexander into doing chores
 10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
 9. Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank
 8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead"
 in research
 7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
 6. Two words: tether ball
 5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
 4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
 3. Donate to Starfleet Academny to be head of the class
 2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time

 and the number one use for Data's detatched head...

 1. Prove to insuracne company he died so crew can collect on his life
 insurance policy

		



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