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1 - Take one of those Hallmark greeting cards that has a musical
coin inside it - you know, the ones that play music when
you open them. Take the musical coin and put it underneath
the mark's bed. The music will be too quiet to hear when
everyone is up and about, but will be faintly heard when the
mark goes to sleep. Guaranteed to drive him crazy! Laugh
out loud as he rips his bed apart!
2 - On the night of a big exam that everyone is studying for,
look out for the first person to go to sleep. After you are
sure that he is asleep throw the fuse box switch for his
room. This will turn off all the electricity in his room
and will reset his alarm clock to midnight. Loads of laughs
when he misses the exam and fails out of school!
3 - If somebody has an electrical appliance that really annoys you
(stereo, hairdryer) put some clear nail polish around the prongs
and let dry. When dry, insert prongs back into the wall
(nail polish is an insulator, but do this at your own risk).
Hardly anybody thinks of checking the prongs when something
doesn't work - they'll probably throw the whole thing out!
4 - Extremely interesting sculptures can be made by tossing water
directly into your freezer and then slamming the door shut.
The contracting ice will not freeze the door shut.
Add things like old shoes and books to get a three dimensional
ice sculpture. Ooops! You accidentaly added somebody's car
keys, or other important items and it will take at least a day
for all the ice to melt!
5 - Unscrew all the hinges on somebody's door and howl with laughter
when they enter and the door crashes and breaks a few of their things!
6 - Somebody pissing you off through improper laundry room protocol?
Toss a leaky fountain pen cartridge into their wash and let
nature run its course!
7 - Another big exam? Join in the study group and be the person who
needs the most help over basic things, and always suggests
ordering pizza, and shooting the bull, and let's stay up all
night!, etc. and then faint with glee when you go to bed nice and
early - you're not in the class after all and were only wasting
everyone's time!
8 - Shoot bottle rockets under somebody's door as they are asleep -
guaranteed to scare them!
9 - Soak a tennis ball in hair spray and light and then toss into
somebody's room. For some reason this scares the beejesus out of
most people. (also a good way to get thrown out of school if you
are found out).
10 - Worried about marks getting revenge? Get a large collection of urine
in a glass jar with a sealable lid. Toss in a couple of raw eggs,
seal up, and store in a cool dark place for a couple of weeks.
Nobody will ever give you any trouble when they know you have
this at your disposal! Take things a bit too far by actually
throwing it on somebody!