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OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.


 more practical jokes, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


1 -     Take one of those Hallmark greeting cards that has a musical
        coin inside it - you know, the ones that play music when
        you open them.  Take the musical coin and put it underneath
        the mark's bed.  The music will be too quiet to hear when
        everyone is up and about, but will be faintly heard when the
        mark goes to sleep.  Guaranteed to drive him crazy!  Laugh
        out loud as he rips his bed apart!

2 -     On the night of a big exam that everyone is studying for,
        look out for the first person to go to sleep.  After you are
        sure that he is asleep throw the fuse box switch for his
        room.  This will turn off all the electricity in his room
        and will reset his alarm clock to midnight.  Loads of laughs
        when he misses the exam and fails out of school!

3 -     If somebody has an electrical appliance that really annoys you
        (stereo, hairdryer) put some clear nail polish around the prongs
        and let dry.  When dry, insert prongs back into the wall
        (nail polish is an insulator, but do this at your own risk).
        Hardly anybody thinks of checking the prongs when something
        doesn't work - they'll probably throw the whole thing out!

4 -     Extremely interesting sculptures can be made by tossing water
        directly into your freezer and then slamming the door shut.
        The contracting ice will not freeze the door shut.
        Add things like old shoes and books to get a three dimensional
        ice sculpture.  Ooops!  You accidentaly added somebody's car
        keys, or other important items and it will take at least a day
        for all the ice to melt!

5 -     Unscrew all the hinges on somebody's door and howl with laughter
        when they enter and the door crashes and breaks a few of their things!

6 -     Somebody pissing you off through improper laundry room protocol?
        Toss a leaky fountain pen cartridge into their wash and let
        nature run its course!

7 -     Another big exam?  Join in the study group and be the person who
        needs the most help over basic things, and always suggests
        ordering pizza, and shooting the bull, and let's stay up all
        night!, etc. and then faint with glee when you go to bed nice and
        early - you're not in the class after all and were only wasting
        everyone's time!

8 -     Shoot bottle rockets under somebody's door as they are asleep -
        guaranteed to scare them!

9 -     Soak a tennis ball in hair spray and light and then toss into
        somebody's room.  For some reason this scares the beejesus out of
        most people. (also a good way to get thrown out of school if you
        are found out).

10 -    Worried about marks getting revenge?  Get a large collection of urine
        in a glass jar with a sealable lid.  Toss in a couple of raw eggs,
        seal up, and store in a cool dark place for a couple of weeks.
        Nobody will ever give you any trouble when they know you have
        this at your disposal!  Take things a bit too far by actually
        throwing it on somebody!


		



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