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 What The Country is Talking About This Week, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


Jim Mullen's Hot Sheet - What The Country is Talking About This Week


 1. {1995} Kids born in 1977 are old enough to vote.  That should scare
    you more than any movie you'll see this year.
 2. {Why cats paint} So people who can't read will buy books like this.
 3. {Nell} Jodie Foster plays a barefoot woman raised in the wilderness
    who can barely talk.  Who says there are no good parts for women.
 4. {Diana in Vail} Where does she find the time?
 5. {Delta Burke} She's back on TV as a member of Congress.  Quite a
    drop from playing a loudmouthed, brain-dead decorator.
 6. {Pentium Chips}  What's big the fuss?
 7. {Legends of the Fall} Three brothers love one woman on a Montana
    ranch.  If their names are Adam, Hoss and Little Joe, I've seen it
    already.
 8. {Publisher's Clearing House} How fishy will this look if Newt Gingrich
    wins?
 9. {Konbucha Mushroom Tea} The newest new age fad to cure your ills.
    Of course, if the crystals and pyramids had worked, you wouldn't
    need it.
10. {The 104th Congress} Run by conservatives who think government is
    too intrusive.  Except when it comes to TV, Baseball, sex and prayer.
    Then it should butt in.
11. {Richie Rich} How are the people stupid enough to pay Macaulay
    Culkin millions smart enough to get the money?
12. {Chechnya} Hasn't anyone in Russia seen pictures of this place?
    It's like fighting over who gets to live in the town dump.
13. {La Toya Jackson and Mike Tyson} She says she'd like to marry him
    before the end of '95.  It's sad when women have better luck at a
    prison than a singles' bar.
14. {Houseguest} Sinbad moves in with a family to escape mob killers.
    Why we don't call extra space 'the guest room'.
15. {Cybil Sheperd} On her TV show she plays a minor star trying to
    stretch out a lackluster career.  Gee, who'd believe that?


Copyright Entertainment Weekly, Inc. 1995



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