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Top Ten Things Overheard At The Bobbitt Trial
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10. "Who ordered the Diet Slice?"
9. "Could Your Honor instruct juror no. 4 to stop giggling?"
8. "Mr. Bobbitt, please rise"
7. "I paid $500 for this ticket, now deemed, I want to see Streisand sing!"
6. "What's Andrew Giuliani doing here?"
5. "One million bucks. All you've gotta do is say you used a Ginsu"
4. "Mr. Bobbitt, I'm with the Velcro Corporation, and we've got an idea for
an ad"
3. "If President Clinton were here I bet he'd be eating fries"
(Dave had an animation of Clinton's head and a box of fries spinning
around to the music from the film "2001")
2. "I said, place your HAND on the bible"
1. "Look out, Lorena's got the gavel!"