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Don't cheat!  Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow
bit from Lucky Charms from the list below:

Pink hearts
Yellow moons
Orange stars
Green clovers
Blue diamonds
Purple horseshoes
Those icky oat bits

Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it!

Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit
shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this
simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:

  GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape
  is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't
  take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always
  manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with
  you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend
  to sit on them until they cheer up.

  BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue
  diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get
  later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?"
  is probably what's going through your mind.  People who like blue
  diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony
  suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails
  while making love.

  ORANGE STARS: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you
  expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your
  partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do
  something for him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not
  applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over
  their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is
  being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves
  having a good time. They often moan out their own names while
  making love.

  PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type.
  You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear
  and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll
  settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read
  most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people
  wearing armor.

  PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your
  tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like
  variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs,
  chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going
  out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's/
  he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not
  looking and who knows what could happen next?

  YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more
  interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You
  prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and
  express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like
  yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other
  instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to
  tie them up and ravish them.  Keep your eyes open for anyone who
  eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens
  the box.

  Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you
  prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and
  don't need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits
  usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference
  desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a
  big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting
  suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have
  more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other
  type.