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Murphy's Corollary:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof
because fools are so ingenious
Rudin's Law:
In crises that force people to choose among
alternative courses of action, most people will
choose the worst one possible.
Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.
Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Mark's mark:
Love is a matter of chemistry;
sex is a matter of physics.
Korman's conclusion:
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may
never come your way again.
Benchley's Law of Distinction:
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe
there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Harver's Law:
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Schmidt's Observation:
All things being equal, a fat person uses
more soap than a thin person.
Rule of Accuracy:
When working towards the solution of a problem, it always
helps if you know the answer.
Katz's Law:
Men and women will act rationally when all other
possibilities have been exhausted.
Vique's Law:
A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Churchill's commentary on man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.
Lynch's Law:
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
Grossman's Misquote:
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Conway's Law:
In every organization there will always be one person
who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired.
Colson's Law:
When you've got them by the balls, their hearts
And minds will follow.
The Law of Logic:
Logic is a systematic method for arriving at the wrong conclusion with ful$
certainty.
The Law of Deadlines:
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever be finished.