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These are actual signs seen across the USA:
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses uncivil
ought to see the manager.
On a movie theater: Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted
unless with child.
In a florida maternity ward: No children allowed
In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your
home.
In a toy department: Five santa clauses, no waiting.
On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest
possible prices and workmanship.
On military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personel
On a display of "You're my one and only" valentine cards: Now
available in multi-packs.
In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan
In a clothing store: Bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks
In a men's clothing store: 15 mens wool suits -- $10.00. They
won't last an hour!
On an Indiana shopping mall marquee: Archery tournament. Ears
pierced.
In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel/No End
In the window of a general store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when
you can come right here?
In a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends
In a New Jersey restaurant: Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking
flowers from any but their own graves.
On the grounds of a private school: No tresspassing without
permission
In a library: Blotter paper will no longer be available until the
public stops taking it away
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's
time to wash your car.
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Not a Through Street
No U-Turn
BUS STOP
Buses Excepted