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The Top Ten changes if Starfleet has sponsors
10) O'Brien would say "Thank you for using the Federation Express
transporter. When you absolutely, positively have to get there
instantly"
9) Starfleet uniforms would carry Pepsi logos and say "Pepsi, the
choice of the Next Generation
8) Main bridge viewscreen would have "VH1" in the corner
7) Holodeck doors would say Sony Trinitron System
6) Communicator pins would be in the shape of an alligator
5) Mercedes symbol painted on the saucer section
4) Turbolifts would have "OTIS ELEVATOR" signs
3) Ten-Forward would have a large neon "Miller Litespeed" sign
2) After communicator beeps, a voice says, "Thank you for using AT&T"
1) Enterprise name changed to American Express Enterprise