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If you've been keeping up with the latest developments in contraceptive
technology, you know that a new female condom was put on the U.S. market
last year. For those of you who can't imagine it, the female condom
looks something like a small latex windsock with a flexible ring at either
end, and is roughly twice the size and twice the thickness of your
run-of-the-mill male condom. In the United Kingdom and Canada, the
contraption is known as "Femidom," but in the U.S., under the auspices
of Wilson Pharmaceuticals, the female condom is marketed as "Reality."
Terribly undescriptive brand name, but then again this probably makes it
less of an embarrassment to advertise. "Buy yourself a Reality, you never
know when it might come in handy."
Because the idea of a female condom is so foreign to most, Reality comes
with a detailed instruction booklet that doubles, if you read it with any
sense of humor, as philosophical advice. Some excerpts:
* Use a new Reality with each and every sex act.
* Read instructions carefully before using Reality.
* The booklet explains how to use Reality.
* Don't tear Reality.
* Reality only works when you use it.
* Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
* Reality should not be noisy during sex.
* Reality may shift during sex.
* Keep Reality out of the reach of children.
Also, I would add, in the spirit of contraception, that "Life could get
very complicated if you lose track of your Reality."