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There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a
shower..... so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who
looks out the upstairs bathroom window `where's the rake?'. she can't hear
him. so he points to his eye[i], points to his knee [need] and then makes
raking motions.
'What?' she yells
So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods like she gets it and
then points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass and
then to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused so he goes in the house
and upstairs and leans around the corner 'what did you say?.
She says ' I SAID: eye, left tit, behind, the bush