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Hit n Run Points Chart
Small furry rodent 10 pts
Small mammal 25 pts
Large mammal 75 pts
Bird-any size 15 pts...bonus 50 pts if airborne
Small child 100 pts...bonus 50 pts if on trike
Large child 150 pts...bonus 50 pts if on bike
High School student 200 pts...bonus 100 pts on skateboard
College student 300 pts...bonus 200 pts if drunk
Anyone on roller blades 300 pts...bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk
Pedestrian 50 pts...bonus 25 pts if holding
object/child
Jogger/runner 25 pts...bonus 10 pts if w/walkman
Famous person 200 pts...bonus 100 pts if w/security
Officer directing traffic 150 pts...bonus 100 pts if Penn State
Student Security Assistant 250 pts
Resident Assistant 500 pts
Construction worker 100 pts...bonus 100 pts if Penn DOT
Snow bank 50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering
hard object
Any stationary object 100 pts...bonus 50 pts if object
jumps out at you
Any building 200 pts...bonus 200 pts if fast
food restaurant
Entering building with car 2000 pts...bonus 200 pts for each
occupant in car
Any President 2000 pts
Kid Idiot (Police Cadet) 150 pts...bonus 100 pts if directing
traffic
Airplane 1500 pts
Boat 1500 pts
Penn State parking spot 1000 pts...bonus 2500 pts if in Lot 80
...bonus -500 pts if in Lot 44S
Penn State parking office 5000 pts
Elvis 2500 pts
any other "deseased" person 1000 pts
any other moving vechicle 100 pts
anything on wheels 150 pts
anything not on this list 150 pts
Creator of this list 1500 pts...bonus 100 pts if armed
***Bonus Points***
Person lands on feet 75 pts
Person still posseses object 100 pts
Blonde People 50 pts
Vehicle does not recieve dammage 100 pts
No blood on vehicle 200 pts
Larger vehicle -150 pts
Speed trap -100 pts + citation
citation - 1 pt per dollar
police vehicle -1000 pts