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                     COLOR IS THE KEY TO YOUR SEXUAL LIFE


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   Before you read this, decide what your favorite color is. No looking
   ahead or changing your mind, either. Got it? Ok, read on...

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Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life

   The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all
   give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you
   select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite
   color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in
   your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one
   that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual
   you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior
   Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual
   patterns.

   RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are
   easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
   spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
   together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers
   of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

   YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex
   and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is
   yellow. But don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In
   most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires
   in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you
   will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

   PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
   matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to
   deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because
   they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
   wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.
   They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and
   not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women
   whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

   PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
   sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type
   who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach
   to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with
   their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

   BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
   meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world
   and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex
   and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody
   people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
   unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer
   the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mosters
   and teenage gangs is black attire.

   GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach
   to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all
   their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in
   a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not
   passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about
   infidelity.

   ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The
   sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the
   star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet
   nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange
   people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good
   act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts
   on the sex partner's back.

   BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
   Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
   desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you
   can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in
   the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a
   lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But
   their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

   GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They
   can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose
   a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of
   relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
   thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for
   one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become
   pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex
   act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the
   grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey
   marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.

   BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners,
   affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
   love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love
   blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like
   they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to
   the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be
   compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and
   men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex
   act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never
   seeking outside interests.

   WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
   These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and
   to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will
   undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex
   act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.


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