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What happened in '94, pt. 1, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Ft. Wayne, Ind. Police responded to a complaint of bullets hitting a
house only to find that the complainant had hidden his loaded piston in
the stove, forgotten about it and then turned on the oven.
Newark, NJ A lawyer sued a resturant for damages when he was served a
double expresso instead of a decaf coffee.
Samsula, Fla. Some 10,000 bikers gathered at Sopotnick's Cabbage Patch
to watch topless women wrestle each other in a giant vat of cole slaw.
Raleigh, N.C. Talk show host Phil Donaghue went to court for the right to
tape and televise an execution.
Hillside, N.J. Humane Society officials summoned a New Jersey man to
court for killing a rat.
Fairmont, W.VA. A new Jersey man was accused by police of stabbing his
girlfriend and planning to marry her copse.
Bonn, Germany A German software engineer devised an electronic
confessional for software-minded Catholics. The program is called,
"Online with Jesus."
Nicosia, Cyprus A greek pizza deliveryman who strayed into the U.N.
patrolled buffer zone in divided Cyprus was jailed on the Turkish Cypriot
side of the island when he tried to deliver a pizza to a U.N. post.
Stockton, Calif. Several Hispanic teenagers told a police officer a
cashier refused to sell them a pizza because the couldn't prove they were
in the country legally.
Santa Rosa, Calif. Officials broadcast a lookout for a six-foot python
named Tiny suspected of slithering down a Santa Rosa toilet when left
alone in the bathroom. Homeowners on the same sewer line were advised to
keep toilet lids down and bathroom doors closed.