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here is a list of other "people i can do without," brazenly stolen from
none other than the master himself, george carlin...
PEOPLE I CAN DO WITHOUT:
- guys in their 50's named "skip"
- anyone who pays for vaginal jelly with an exxon credit card
- an airline pilot who's wearing two different shoes
- a proctologist with poor depth perception
- a pimp who drives a toyota corolla
- a gynecologist who wants his patients to have three or four drinks
before the examination
- guys with a lot of small pins on their hats
- anyone who mentions jesus more than 300 times in a two minute
conversation
- a dentist with blood in his hair
- any woman whose hobby is breast feeding zoo animals
- a funeral director who says "hope to see you folks again real soon!"
- girls who get drunk and throw up at breakfast
- a man with only one lip
- a boyscout master who owns a dildo shop
- people who actually know the second verse to "the star spangled banner"
- any lawyer who refers to the police as the "federalies"
- a cross-eyed nun with a bull-whip and a bottle of gin
- a brain surgeon with "born to lose" tattooed on his hands
- guys who have their names printed on their belts
- couples whose children's names all start with the same initial
- a man in a hospital gown directing traffic
- a waitress with a visible infection on her serving hand
- people who have large gums and small teeth
- guys who wear the same underwear until it begins to cut off the
circulation to their feet
- any man whose arm hair completely covers his wristwatch